NO WEEDS NEED APPLY

I don’t joke around. Ask anybody.
I get one pair of shoes and wear

them till they drop. Every day.
The next pair? Exactly the same.

What you see is what you
get. Ask anybody. The socks?

All the same. I don’t fish around
for matches. They all match, see?

These are my bricks. I keep them
clean. They got sprays for that.

You crawl in one of those cracks
the poison’d kill you. Step

on my toes, and I’ll kill you.
Ask anybody.