OVERTAKEN BY BULLDOG

How many times has it happened
to you? Somebody taking your

picture and some cute little dog
plops down and takes over.

Story of my life. My high school
sweetheart was gonna marry me—

bulldog shows up, sits on her feet.
Gonna get the job with the city—

bulldog hops in the van. Put a bid
on a house—bulldog shits on the lawn.

You look for a reason, read the dog
tag, what’s it say? Bull dog.

As if that explained everything.
What could I do? I got myself a bulldog.