Come See the Wild Man-eating Caged Bouders of Tasmanzilvania
On safari
at great risk of life and limb native guides
big motherfucking guns camo-gear
in the dead of night
in the dead of day
one time and one time only
on sale everything must go everything must stay
smoke and mirrors
mostly smoke the damn boulders broke all the mirrors
they don’t each much
they don’t drink much
they don’t talk much
they are clean self-grooming creatures
they live forever
compared to us
can you see the magic faces and formations appear Devil’s Staircase
Angel’s Underwear Wadded-up Paper Ball
and the famous
Government at Work
but OH THEY ARE FIERCE Don’t stand too close.
Don’t stand too far away.