Evidence for the Erotic State of Things
Okay, first you’ve got your wetness. Wetness surrounded by dryness.
Circle wetness not square wetness.
Not rectangular wetness, not trapezoidal wetness.
Then you’ve got your two things in close proximity. We all got two things in close proximity
them things being ass cheeks—a boom and a boom to them in any given sidewalk strut.
Then you got the women things in close proximity thus to be exposed thusly and fondled or suckled
or simply admired thusly.Then you got the guy things
in close proximity hanging down in the sexual circus tent
of the sac, and their job is to make the magic fish. Everything in the middle where most of the good stuff
of the Erotic Nation is capitalized.
Then you got your coloring, which externally varies
by ethnicity yet nevertheless internally is quite similar in the wet special parts areas. So, in conclusion, thus
and thus, and as I make my way, as I squirm and wiggle between the two things in close proximity, let me leave you
with the footnote of wetness.